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Today, I realised that my staff dont take me seriously. I walked in on my chef who had just spent an hour of my time and half a block of my cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When confronting him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12362) - you deserved it (3598)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5960) - you deserved it (22777)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77396) - you deserved it (28876)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)