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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lukehemmings : hiiii my name is cora and i want to die but don't we all

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Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

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