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About luisisnifty : My name is Luis. And obviously Im nifty. Oh and I love you. Okay, well maybe I dont love you, but nature does.

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Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12934) - you deserved it (45461)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (2002)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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