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luis420
  • Town/Country : annandale, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About luis420 : chill, play soccer

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Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (18301) - you deserved it (2540)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (7767)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself. FML

#13937569 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (5612)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840 (424)

I agree, your life sucks (22446) - you deserved it (23785)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (40520) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

#7467261 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (17990) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML

#6363732 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (16537) - you deserved it (1349)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML

#139235 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (44744) - you deserved it (15781)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FML

#97546 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (10008) - you deserved it (59423)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (California)