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Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Watched From My Office Window As A Couple Maneuvered Their Car To Squash A Dead Pigeon Flat On The Road. I Then Watched As They Got Out Of The Car, Set Up Tripods And Started Taking Photos Of It. FML

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48457) - you deserved it (6391)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today,ile Driving Out To Te Countryside Wit My New Boyfriend, We Came Across A Deer Lying In Te Road. It Seemd Badly Urt, But Instead Of Letting Me Get Out And Make Sure, My Boyfriend Decidd To Just Run Over Its Ead To Finis It Off, Ten Continud Driving Wit A Smirk On Is Face. FML

#21138836
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54271) - you deserved it (8588)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm - animals - by dating a big bag of dicks (woman) - United States

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (8532)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could fine was some kind of Mexican fruit drink but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and putted her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (44617)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52926) - you deserved it (8361)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my nieghbor brought a ruined napkin holder over an claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall an ruined it . I apologized, telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall . mega FML

#20974338
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (37075)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom... an I endd up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in an break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washd up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

#20959868
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (43937)

On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Taday I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match An I Called A Foul. An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me, Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field. As He Left, He Lifted His Middle Finger An Screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds. Fat FML

#20937864
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43994) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burnd to death it flung its charrd body at my face hich is more painful than it sounds. FML

#20936891
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39719) - you deserved it (3100)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I witnessd ma boyfriend taking a dump in te litter box. He said e wantd to know wat it felt like 4 te cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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