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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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luckypants's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by nevergonnatrust / 11/18/2010 at 4:23am / Intimacy
by monogamous / 10/28/2010 at 5:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
by laterchoice / 10/02/2010 at 12:22am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Ahook1 / 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Squishy / 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Love
by Sara246 / 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
by Broken / 08/03/2010 at 8:11am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Love
by highlandgirl10 / 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
by anonymous / 04/07/2010 at 12:21am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
by forgottendaughter / 01/17/2010 at 9:41am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next… Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on… Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when…