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This isn't what should be happening
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
luckypants's favorite FMLs
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by evomadrid24 / 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Sammy / 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by WhatTheBleep / 04/09/2011 at 12:02am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 12:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
by dadum / 01/27/2011 at 2:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
by fordn4h / 12/13/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by momoffour / 12/05/2010 at 4:30am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…