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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1982 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1870
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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luckypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59274) - you deserved it (5014)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103364) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121044) - you deserved it (17313)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45686) - you deserved it (5358)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

#15702411
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45476) - you deserved it (3412)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
702 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75722) - you deserved it (16458)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117524) - you deserved it (7096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50057) - you deserved it (6235)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40455) - you deserved it (3516)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

#14185892
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35615) - you deserved it (5026)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:32am - love - by fordn4h - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML

#14092737
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32769) - you deserved it (3146)

On 12/05/2010 at 4:30am - misc - by momoffour (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46399) - you deserved it (3817)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

#13885002
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43344) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59261) - you deserved it (4635)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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