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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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by cjy152 / 09/21/2011 at 10:44am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
by cheated / 09/17/2011 at 12:43am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Just me / 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by LuckySperm / 08/12/2011 at 9:14am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids
by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Ghettogirl4life / 07/12/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by minnEmouse / 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm / United States / Love
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtf / 06/20/2011 at 3:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got…