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Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
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On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 12:14am - love - by smashleighfig - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 9:11pm - love - by pkz - Sent from mobile version
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 10:23am - intimacy - by johnG (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)
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