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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by cjy152 / 09/21/2011 at 10:44am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
by cheated / 09/17/2011 at 12:43am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Just me / 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by LuckySperm / 08/12/2011 at 9:14am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids
by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Ghettogirl4life / 07/12/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by minnEmouse / 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm / United States / Love
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtf / 06/20/2011 at 3:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…