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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1982 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
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  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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luckypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
616 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (261659)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

#17706301
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25002) - you deserved it (4215)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

#17646156
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50366) - you deserved it (4606)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

#17448755
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34696) - you deserved it (2984)

On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

#17107042
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33554) - you deserved it (2665)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32206) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57272) - you deserved it (11387)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43683) - you deserved it (2961)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (3265)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38529) - you deserved it (3113)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49818) - you deserved it (4120)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47035) - you deserved it (4996)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85229) - you deserved it (6923)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46993) - you deserved it (9892)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML



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