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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1982 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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luckypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (4432)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (3367)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

#18531545
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35166) - you deserved it (5677)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

#18383892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34181) - you deserved it (2751)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44637) - you deserved it (3896)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67482) - you deserved it (4994)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

#18114976
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34824) - you deserved it (4752)

On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49701) - you deserved it (2907)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69267) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61931) - you deserved it (3993)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

#17838179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40425) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56614) - you deserved it (2880)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (3478)

On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39475) - you deserved it (2635)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30366) - you deserved it (3014)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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