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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1982 (33 years)
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Today I want to mah husband's work to giva him lunch. His assistant told ma his "wifa" was in his offica. FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day The Girl My Boyfriend Cheatd On Me With Postd Pics Of Them Kissing On Facebook, And Taggd Me In Them. FML

#17934010
296 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé told ma is ax-wifa was 5 waaks pragnant. I was appy for ar, and glad sa ad finally movd on. Until I found outo ta fatar was. Tay'ra moving back in togatar, for ta baby's saka. FML

#17838179
112 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out tat my stalker ex-girlfriend named er new born son after me . FML

#17794900
167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND TOLD ME THE ONLY REASON WE'RE STILL TOGETHER IS BECAUSE HE CAN'T AFFORD TO MOVE OUT. FML

#17748874
80 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out that the man who offerd to put up the woman I love in exchange fir me helping out with his rent , has in fact been her ( other ) boyfriend since before she movd in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday mah child-hating friend who vowd never to have any no matter what... announcd that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles... spent $90k in fertility treatments... and still can't concieve. FML

#17646156
476 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me.

#17448755
191 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I Discovered That My Boyfriend Has Been Having An Intimate Text Exchange With A Woman. She's The Grieving Widow Of His Friend Who Died Three Weeks Ago. FML

#17107042
95 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My nieghbor is apparently crazy and think I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watche me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today , my grlfriend an I have been in a relationship fir 3 yeres. She's pregnant. I'm a vrgin. FML

#17023153
351 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)



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