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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
luckypants's favorite FMLs
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
by stutterboy / 06/11/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
by wow / 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by stephscort / 05/11/2013 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by KyngJulian / 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm / New Zealand (Gisborne) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
by sucker / 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by nick / 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by MI3 / 04/19/2012 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times… Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a… Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get…