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Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)
Monday 20 May 2013
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