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Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
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On 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)
Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
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On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Monday 20 May 2013
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