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luckyme143
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
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Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)



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