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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML


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On 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by honeybunny - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML


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On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

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