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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16454) - you deserved it (4868)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401437)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)