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luckygirl9479
  • Town/Country : Greenville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 September 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 53
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Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7257) - you deserved it (58178)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11628) - you deserved it (51470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France



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