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lucky36989
  • Town/Country : Lancaster, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 697
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27482) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (4949)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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