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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lucasven : My main thing in life is music: I play guitar, I produce a bit of music, I collect vynil with my brother, I've got technics (DJ decks) at home which I use quite a lot, I'm in a band and I've already played a couple gigs.
I listen to a wiiiddeeee range of music like rock, so stuff like the cure, the white stripes, black lips, Jimi Hendrix, led zepplin etc .. I also listen to a lot of hiphop, a lot of uk hip hop and old skool hip hop like gang starr, wu tang, tribe n all that I also listen to a lot of jungle and garage some reggae, jazz a looot more it would take much too long to explain everything, but overall it's mostly rock, hip hop, jungle and garage probably ... And that's only my music life explained briefly

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Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

#20102773
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12441) - you deserved it (24258)

On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
442 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

#9077392
160 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
430 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (46423)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (3191)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

#8967212
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (4130)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28692) - you deserved it (2426)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

#8687085
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (2679)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (2271)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
923 comments

I agree, your life sucks (344428) - you deserved it (38478)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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