About lucasven : My main thing in life is music: I play guitar, I produce a bit of music, I collect vynil with my brother, I've got technics (DJ decks) at home which I use quite a lot, I'm in a band and I've already played a couple gigs.
I listen to a wiiiddeeee range of music like rock, so stuff like the cure, the white stripes, black lips, Jimi Hendrix, led zepplin etc .. I also listen to a lot of hiphop, a lot of uk hip hop and old skool hip hop like gang starr, wu tang, tribe n all that I also listen to a lot of jungle and garage some reggae, jazz a looot more it would take much too long to explain everything, but overall it's mostly rock, hip hop, jungle and garage probably ... And that's only my music life explained briefly
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Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by cmc9540 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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