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Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by StormSeason / 10/29/2012 at 8:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 6:32am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
by becca / 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm / United States / Love
by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 6:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by prettylady? / 10/28/2012 at 12:22am / United States / Love
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
by katier8295 / 10/27/2012 at 8:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:20am / United States / Kids
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Cslouth / 10/27/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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