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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6700
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25199) - you deserved it (3723)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

#19207829
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (5098)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23378) - you deserved it (1914)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21137) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (3616)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

#19195246
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22667) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (3307)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (2146)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30953) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30119) - you deserved it (2383)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

#19181492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18337) - you deserved it (3744)

On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (2860)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

#19178854
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26883) - you deserved it (2082)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45517) - you deserved it (2692)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26283) - you deserved it (24081)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)



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