Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

luc887

Online | Search for a member

luc887

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4618
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

luc887's page activity

Visits<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:31am<b>Bloodknight</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:30am<b>DougK76</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:26am<b>RapFan21</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:22am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 12:40am<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 10:06am<b>happylappy</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 4:33pm<b>HopelesslyCiara5</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 9:23pm<b>BklynChick</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 6:39am<b>carecow</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 3:45pm<b>gabbi630</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 6:12am<b>jsgervais84</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 3:18pm<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 12:44am<b>sanpedro0310</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 2:27am<b>ForbiddenDestiny</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 3:28am<b>apu_nahasapeemap</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 11:50am<b>Xivion</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 9:23am<b>preacher09</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 1:35pm

luc887's FML badges

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of luc887's badges

luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex asking if I would go out with him that night. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

#7008039
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10792) - you deserved it (23646)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by SherryBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

#6939095
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (1857)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (2840)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16146) - you deserved it (35809)

On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7087) - you deserved it (36803)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10936) - you deserved it (73888)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

#6101041
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (2802)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41940) - you deserved it (3371)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58111) - you deserved it (13610)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML

#4810431
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61076) - you deserved it (6421)

On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

#4641799
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38920) - you deserved it (5296)

On 08/18/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by Lies (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML

#4472401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50621) - you deserved it (6976)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by maidmyday (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (38221)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: