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ltrain02
  • Town/Country : San Jose, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About ltrain02 : Im a 28yr. old. Gay Latino. I was recently diagnosed with HIV back in August of 2010. I suffered meningitis which caused me to lose memory of my entire life. Even to this day there is a six month gap of which I have no memory of. I get a lot of flac for wanting to know what happened to me!!! I also had three strokes & I was in a 48 hr. coma.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1097347) - you deserved it (108921)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (2361)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)



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