About ltrain02 : Im a 28yr. old. Gay Latino. I was recently diagnosed with HIV back in August of 2010. I suffered meningitis which caused me to lose memory of my entire life. Even to this day there is a six month gap of which I have no memory of. I get a lot of flac for wanting to know what happened to me!!! I also had three strokes & I was in a 48 hr. coma.
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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States
Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 1:29pm - money - by French - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -
Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. We got to the bottom of the mountain when we discovered it was the wrong side of the mountain. We had to hike 13 extra miles around it to get back to our car. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:43pm - misc - by lostinthewoods (woman) - United States
Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 12:53am - love - by HFCS (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)
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