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ltrain02
  • Town/Country : San Jose, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About ltrain02 : Im a 28yr. old. Gay Latino. I was recently diagnosed with HIV back in August of 2010. I suffered meningitis which caused me to lose memory of my entire life. Even to this day there is a six month gap of which I have no memory of. I get a lot of flac for wanting to know what happened to me!!! I also had three strokes & I was in a 48 hr. coma.

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Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23120) - you deserved it (2980)

On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
215 comments

Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML

#18974357
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (2270)

On 02/02/2012 at 2:07am - kids - by Insomniac (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (2569)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11805) - you deserved it (32475)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12661) - you deserved it (24588)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (6185)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (4594)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
232 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

#18742330
96 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
238 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22346) - you deserved it (5746)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26815) - you deserved it (2990)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)



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