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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 542
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About ltrain02 : Im a 28yr. old. Gay Latino. I was recently diagnosed with HIV back in August of 2010. I suffered meningitis which caused me to lose memory of my entire life. Even to this day there is a six month gap of which I have no memory of. I get a lot of flac for wanting to know what happened to me!!! I also had three strokes & I was in a 48 hr. coma.

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Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24624) - you deserved it (6610)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

#19195246
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22467) - you deserved it (3750)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26344) - you deserved it (3129)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (6197)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (5098)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (39376)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (5864)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (5044)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (29127)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (2680)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (2050)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10801) - you deserved it (41271)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (2054)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (2397)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States



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