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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About ltrain02 : Im a 28yr. old. Gay Latino. I was recently diagnosed with HIV back in August of 2010. I suffered meningitis which caused me to lose memory of my entire life. Even to this day there is a six month gap of which I have no memory of. I get a lot of flac for wanting to know what happened to me!!! I also had three strokes & I was in a 48 hr. coma.

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

#20199177
107 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (1515)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

#20156411
73 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

#20143873
138 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 12:17am - love - by 123alleyesonme - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
267 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

#20089771
112 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

#20082194
93 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

#20077513
120 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grand kids." FML

#20070762
110 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by EvilMother (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
328 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

#20066208
110 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
68 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML

#20059793
100 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)



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