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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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ltjohnson93's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML

#21282844
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30535) - you deserved it (5774)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41699) - you deserved it (6982)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41699) - you deserved it (6982)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41699) - you deserved it (6982)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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