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About ltaper11 : College student from Maine who is just looking to laugh, comment, and be dumb on here. Athletic and easygoing and a emt so if you got a boo boo I might be able to fix it. If you are bored feel free to message I love talking to...people

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Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (3672) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/06/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by pong - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

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