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lstrawberrycake

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lstrawberrycake : I'm shit okay?

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lstrawberrycake's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

#20668540
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (5144)

On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69025) - you deserved it (6366)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

#20641408
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53427) - you deserved it (9061)

On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

#20571278
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (5638)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20274) - you deserved it (10569)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22999) - you deserved it (2945)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11537) - you deserved it (66714)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32930) - you deserved it (21042)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34124) - you deserved it (4445) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (26694)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41426) - you deserved it (3578)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37563) - you deserved it (3468)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (16460)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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