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About lspartz : I'm a dedicated violin and basketball player. I love talking to people so send me a message if u want to! But don't waste my time if all ur gonna say is, "hey". if u have something worth saying, then ttm! I'm one of few Christian conservatives on this site. Last thing: guns are awesome. Gun control doesn't work so don't cram ur liberal junk down my throat.

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