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lpf061472
  • Town/Country : Xi'an, China
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 46
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (2696)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)



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