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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36520) - you deserved it (2786)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

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