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Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
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