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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovinmyfnlife : Enjoying life, laughing, loving.

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Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

#20936378
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27861) - you deserved it (41260)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (2018)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244514) - you deserved it (82520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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