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About lovinit5683 : Hi my name is Samara!(; I'm not sure what all I could possibly say on this website.. Lmao(: Well talk to me to get to know me!!

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11978) - you deserved it (56450)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (7034)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12780) - you deserved it (41522)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38949) - you deserved it (15644)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32689) - you deserved it (3400)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34095) - you deserved it (6401)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (117991)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60827) - you deserved it (10456)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33281) - you deserved it (10921)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I had just finished writing my rough draft essay, so I went to sit by the pond. A giant moth suddenly flew down and attacked me, causing me to drop my binder in the pond, ruining the essay. I discovered in the aftermath that the moth was actually a leaf. FML

#13957049
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10735) - you deserved it (29361)

On 11/24/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by cali (woman) - United States (California)



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