Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lovinit5683

Search for a member

lovinit5683

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 232
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About lovinit5683 : Hi my name is Samara!(; I'm not sure what all I could possibly say on this website.. Lmao(: Well talk to me to get to know me!!

lovinit5683's page activity

Visits<b>TxAsMaD3</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:17pm<b>slippy327</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:57am<b>MommaS</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:56pm<b>booman342</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 1:42pm<b>Static331k</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:24am<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:12am<b>duskglow</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:41pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:59am<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:31am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:57pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:14pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:12am<b>JusRadz</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:35pm<b>biancajade7</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:10pm<b>hullarms</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:47am<b>Damafia</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:10pm<b>mountainmanmike</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:35am<b>Raxy</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:23pm

Fucked!<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:38am<b>sam9697</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Jaager</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 5:54am

lovinit5683's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

lovinit5683's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13716) - you deserved it (60381)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49297) - you deserved it (7499)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14135) - you deserved it (44046)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42740) - you deserved it (16623)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35245) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36550) - you deserved it (6652)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12534) - you deserved it (129078)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63740) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36224) - you deserved it (11643)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I had just finished writing my rough draft essay, so I went to sit by the pond. A giant moth suddenly flew down and attacked me, causing me to drop my binder in the pond, ruining the essay. I discovered in the aftermath that the moth was actually a leaf. FML

#13957049
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12051) - you deserved it (31774)

On 11/24/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by cali (woman) - United States (California)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: