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lovin_darkness
  • Town/Country : Maysville, United Stated
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1732
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About lovin_darkness : I am a huge fan of NCIS. Gibb's rules are law!
I am a red head with green eyes
I love to draw Anime

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Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13031) - you deserved it (4547)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by meggasee - Sent from mobile version

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30907) - you deserved it (3079)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)



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