About lovin_darkness : I am a huge fan of NCIS. Gibb's rules are law!
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Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:04am - intimacy - by C.Neyy (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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