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  • Number of visits : 2744
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About lovin_darkness : I am a huge fan of NCIS. Gibb's rules are law!
I am a red head with green eyes
I love to draw Anime

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Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12280) - you deserved it (66848)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72069) - you deserved it (6238)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (6971)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58524) - you deserved it (13613)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39211) - you deserved it (3852)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14641) - you deserved it (32575)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42640) - you deserved it (2616)

On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

#9037172
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26339) - you deserved it (2688)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

#9030368
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26431) - you deserved it (2678)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31312) - you deserved it (1899)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8085) - you deserved it (27144)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31229) - you deserved it (6805)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (3322)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML



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