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  • Number of visits : 2547
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About lovin_darkness : I am a huge fan of NCIS. Gibb's rules are law!
I am a red head with green eyes
I love to draw Anime

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Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (3912)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6407) - you deserved it (48389)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
228 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
427 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
310 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
298 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
240 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML

#13808592
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34332) - you deserved it (3238)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48481) - you deserved it (17710)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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