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  • Town/Country : coatesville, USA
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About loveyoy22 : sleep all day, party all night.
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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29812) - you deserved it (6024)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (2082)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (2244)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML

#13368913 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (22077) - you deserved it (1767)

On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955 (402)

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (5561)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (22467) - you deserved it (3495)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (3044)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (24548) - you deserved it (2621)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (5272) - you deserved it (50031)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (4459)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397 (333)

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012 (111)

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -



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