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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About loveycakes_xo : Heeey,
I'm Marta & I absolutley love my boyfriend

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (4147)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

#7120225
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22286) - you deserved it (2671)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

#6582615
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (6551)

On 12/03/2009 at 11:08am - misc - by urinanalysis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

#6379842
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10623) - you deserved it (31752)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

#3335401
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (42962)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64607) - you deserved it (10558)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63109) - you deserved it (7853)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)



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