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lovewithamotive
  • Town/Country : New Jersey
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (78845)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47994) - you deserved it (3384)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67069) - you deserved it (13485)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
82 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
102 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I regret that break we took. I thought it would lead him to realize that he wanted to stop cheating and flirting with other girls and be with only me forever. Now I'm the girl he cheats on his girlfriend with. FML

#969
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5033) - you deserved it (22465)

On 01/11/2009 at 1:08pm - love - by Celina - United States (California)



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