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by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
by stifledbyyou / 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
by drunkfacebookuser / 10/23/2010 at 9:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by weirdesout / 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Sorry / 03/03/2010 at 11:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by thatssickkk / 02/17/2010 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by cantgetitupcantgetiton / 01/13/2010 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML
by Fredgruff / 01/09/2010 at 8:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out… Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just…