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Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -
Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm - kids - by TimeForAHairCut - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States
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