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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45587) - you deserved it (22395)

On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51388) - you deserved it (7576)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, I returnd home from an extendd vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

#20761976
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43510) - you deserved it (3208)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML

#20720952
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50895) - you deserved it (5090)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

#20642331
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42208) - you deserved it (73409)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46378) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a friand "dump" ma ovar Facabook . Sha apparantly thought wa wara dating . I'm a gay man who's livd with his partnar 4 5 yaars . Sha says I hava commitmant issuas . fat FML

#20583902
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48130) - you deserved it (5525)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

today mah boss threatened to fre me for killing him in Minecraft. real FML

#20571304
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (7622)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today, I was at my job as a cashierhen a man called me his "Grocery Slave." I was almost offended, but then I thought about my salary. I am a Grocery Slave. FML

Today, my daugter finally gave brt to twin boys. Se informed me tat se named tem Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (5385)

On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (6396)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I learned looool tat despite aving told tem two years ago , ma parents still aren't accepting of me bieng gay . I found tis outen ma mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet . FML

#20131666
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (5022)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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