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Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML
Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML
Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML
Friday 27 March 2015