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loveurlifeJK
  • Town/Country : Orlando, FL, U. S. of A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2368
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About loveurlifeJK : Hello. I'm Sam, and I'm only here to judge and mock you. (JK...Sorta.) Any insults to my grammar and spelling will be unheard and laughed at.
Despite my apperance, I'm not emo. Real emos worry me and fake emos annoy me. Therefore, I choose not to be either. I'm also bisexual, a vegan, and originally from the lovely Canada. In other words, I'm practically the embodiment of everything everybody hates, so feel free to bash me. :)

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

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On 10/25/2010 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)



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