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TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FIANCÉ THAT HAVING ME WATCH HIM JERK OFF OVER A PORNO IS NOT IN FACT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY . MEGA FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping an I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 3:31am - love - by ghost? - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my grlfriend and I were in the mood fir something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

#20401581
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On 12/16/2012 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Steve - United States (Wisconsin)

my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

#20401539
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On 12/16/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's househen I got a call from mah parents . They told me to come home immediately . Panicking, I rushd home . My dad pulld out a clear tube filld with drid leaves . They accusd me of having marijuana . It was catnip fir mah kitten . FML

#20187165
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On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

#20185787
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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a wipped cream bra wit cerry nipples, captioned, ( I ope you enjoyed your dinner, now ow about some dessert??? ) I meant to send it to ma fiancé. I sent it by mistake to ma dad. FML

#20176010
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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

TADAY I CAUGHT MAH TEENAGE DAUGHTER SMOKING AND TRIED CALMLY EXPLAINING TO HER THAT IT'S QUITE BAD FIR HER HEALTH. SHE REPLIED WITH "IT DOESN'T HARM U IF YOU'RE UNDER 20." FML

#20174862
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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
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On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday , I was messing around with mah wife. I grabbed her boobs an said , "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me , mah daughter saw it. Now mah 3-year-old grl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

#20172916
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On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

TADAY I HAD A SEX DREAM, WHICH I INTERRUPTED BY HAVING AN OCD-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WEREN'T USING PROTECTION. MY BRAIN WON'T EVEN LET ME ENJOY THE FANTASY ACTION I GET IN MY SLEEP. FML

#20171880
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On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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