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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lovesamystery : Name: Melanie
State: IL
Age: 17

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Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18295) - you deserved it (4120)

On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)



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