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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1998 (16 years)
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About loverbug3317 : I am the female bad luck Brian

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (49160)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (47708)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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