About lovepandorasaver : I work for a ISP doing Internet Security. I enjoy procrastinating on FmyLife at work, movies, St.Louis Sports and going to games(Go Cards! and Fuck you NHL, locking out again!!), cars( drive a 2012 mazdaspeed 3 and can't wait to put some money into it), music(pandora saver is what I use, saves every song that plays), video games(Guild Wars 2, Twisted metal and Call of Duty ps3), bars, bowling, pool, golf, being sarcastic, and keeping my place clean.
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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:42am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Pumpkin / 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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