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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About lovepandorasaver : I work for a ISP doing Internet Security. I enjoy procrastinating on FmyLife at work, movies, St.Louis Sports and going to games(Go Cards! and Fuck you NHL, locking out again!!), cars( drive a 2012 mazdaspeed 3 and can't wait to put some money into it), music(pandora saver is what I use, saves every song that plays), video games(Guild Wars 2, Twisted metal and Call of Duty ps3), bars, bowling, pool, golf, being sarcastic, and keeping my place clean.

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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (25697)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39324) - you deserved it (12170)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38932) - you deserved it (7731)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39677) - you deserved it (9449)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (90535)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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