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About loveofyourlife12 : Hey there ! I'm a 14 year old girl that lives in California. I'm a hard working, drivin, competitive girl with a damn good head on her shoulders. I love school, mainly because I'm good at it. I may only be a freshmen, but I'm excited about my future and college ! I'm absolutely OBSESSED with sports ! I love the rush and adrenaline that comes with the competitive heat of (most) sports. I genuinely love to read great novels but at the same time I adore playing video games. I'm a great girl with lots of confidence and I know what I want. Just because I have confidence, doesn't mean I'm cocky though, I'm a down to earth girl just as I'm a diva too. I'm the girl that'll play football with you, then dress up to go on a date
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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out "well fuck you too". Very awkward silence. FML
Friday 18 April 2014