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lovemyhubs
  • Town/Country : Hawaii, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovemyhubs : I am an Okie from Muskogee but right now my husband & I live in Hawaii because we are forced to by the Marine Corp. Lol. I am a very conservative churchy girl. I love dancing, singing, softball & photography! I'm all about family & friends & I'm a big animal lover. Most important of all I love this beautiful, crazy life & my Lord who gave gave it to me! =]]]

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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (2213)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (55996)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

#3485353
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (55996)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (105460)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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