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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About lovelyvampire : I'm a fun loving, somewhat spontaneous, entirely energetic girl. Love to have fun, love to just relax too! Love music, reading and writing. Coldplay is my jam haha. feel free to hit me up! xx

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Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML

Today, my sister told me the reason why she went with me to a gay pride parade a few months ago was because she thought it would inspire me to come out. FML

Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML


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