About lovelyvampire : I'm a fun loving, somewhat spontaneous, entirely energetic girl. Love to have fun, and just relax too! Love music, reading and writing. Coldplay is my jam haha. feel free to hit me up! xx
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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm / Intimacy
by schoolsucks / 03/10/2015 at 7:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by poncho55 / 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
by blahblah1993 / 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me, so he's clearly doing nothing wrong. FML
by annie_xox / 02/20/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot) / Love
by nick / 01/12/2015 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by lunab123 / 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by okay17 / 12/29/2014 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
by thanks a lot mom / 12/28/2014 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom finally got a Netflix account after months of me begging. When I asked her what the login was, she refused to give it to me. She said, "Netflix will know it's not me and then they'll cancel our account." FML
by idkgiraffes / 12/27/2014 at 10:57pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm / Work