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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lovelyvampire : I'm a fun loving, somewhat spontaneous, entirely energetic girl. Love to have fun, and just relax too! Love music, reading and writing. Coldplay is my jam haha. feel free to hit me up! xx

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Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm - work - by blahblah1993 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me, so he's clearly doing nothing wrong. FML

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML


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On 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm - love - by lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35513) - you deserved it (4288)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML


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On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, my mom finally got a Netflix account after months of me begging. When I asked her what the login was, she refused to give it to me. She said, "Netflix will know it's not me and then they'll cancel our account." FML

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML


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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML


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On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his god-damn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 1:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45942) - you deserved it (11866)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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