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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1998 (16 years)
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About lovelyvampire : I'm a fun loving, somewhat spontaneous, entirely energetic girl. Love to have fun, and just relax too! Love music, reading and writing. Coldplay is my jam haha. feel free to hit me up! xx

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Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31546) - you deserved it (5260)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML


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On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his god-damn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 1:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30026) - you deserved it (17537)

On 11/30/2014 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML


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On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

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