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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1852
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lovelyvampire : I'm a fun loving, somewhat spontaneous, entirely energetic girl. Love to have fun, and just relax too! Love music, reading and writing. Coldplay is my jam haha. feel free to hit me up! xx

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lovelyvampire's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31122) - you deserved it (5479)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm - work - by blahblah1993 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me, so he's clearly doing nothing wrong. FML

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29096) - you deserved it (12246)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm - love - by lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML


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On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33489) - you deserved it (3252)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, my mom finally got a Netflix account after months of me begging. When I asked her what the login was, she refused to give it to me. She said, "Netflix will know it's not me and then they'll cancel our account." FML

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML


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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

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