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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 756
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovelykendra5 : Aye, I'm Kendra Marie Crossen. I'm me, & you'll never be me.
I could be your bestestfriend, or hate you with a passion.
I think Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio are beautiful .
I have big dreams, that will sure enough come true.
I listen to Lil Wayne & Drake, is that okay ? Yes.
I'll love you forever if you give me Vodka.

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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11313) - you deserved it (50424)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66775) - you deserved it (2638)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)



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