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lovelykendra5
  • Town/Country : Santa Monica, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovelykendra5 : Aye, I'm Kendra Marie Crossen. I'm me, & you'll never be me.
I could be your bestestfriend, or hate you with a passion.
I think Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio are beautiful .
I have big dreams, that will sure enough come true.
I listen to Lil Wayne & Drake, is that okay ? Yes.
I'll love you forever if you give me Vodka.

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Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

#3338275 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (51037) - you deserved it (5011)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (8652) - you deserved it (37173)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

#3168193 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (54371) - you deserved it (1593)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363130) - you deserved it (401479)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)