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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 656
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About lovelykendra5 : Aye, I'm Kendra Marie Crossen. I'm me, & you'll never be me.
I could be your bestestfriend, or hate you with a passion.
I think Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio are beautiful .
I have big dreams, that will sure enough come true.
I listen to Lil Wayne & Drake, is that okay ? Yes.
I'll love you forever if you give me Vodka.

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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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