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About lovelykendra5 : Aye, I'm Kendra Marie Crossen. I'm me, & you'll never be me.
I could be your bestestfriend, or hate you with a passion.
I think Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio are beautiful .
I have big dreams, that will sure enough come true.
I listen to Lil Wayne & Drake, is that okay ? Yes.
I'll love you forever if you give me Vodka.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 12 February 2016